Who I'm Not...

• I'm not a Canadian musician.
• I'm not a Pennsylvanian heavy-metal guitarist.
• I don't own a classified-ads business in Texas
• I didn't go to college in Colorado.
• I've never been Production Assistant on a TV series.
• I've never written a book with "Jesus" in its title. (That one died in 2005.)
• I've never worked for a construction company in Des Moines.
• I don't play golf.
• I've never run a personnel services company.
• I'm not a professor in Chile.
• I didn't go to school in the state of Washington.
• I don't collect Pogs (whatever they are) and I'm not into hockey.
• I wasn't in Vietnam; indeed I've never been in the military.
• I've never been a tennis player and I've never lived in California (at least not yet, but particularly not in 1974).
• I've never been known by any name beginning with "B".
• Nor have I ever been known as "Stan".
• I'm not a German professor.
• I'm not an archaeologist.
• I'm not a lawyer for the disabled.
• I don't play the trombone.
• I've never been a football player.
• I have no brothers.
• I've never been part of a search & rescue team.
• ... more to come, I'm sure